NOW PLAYING: Space Mutiny Starring Cameron Mitchell! (No, really)
Showtimes: 12:00, 2:30, 4:00, 6:30, 8:00, 9:30

We demand you bring your hot girlfriends here.

((Done!))

*tacks up color posters around town*

Uptown housing available. Room for 3-5 roommates in spacious residence. Affordable rent (Father pays for most of it), close to campus, utilities included.

Interested? Call Logan Huntzberger. Number attached.

ETA: *Tears down all of the posters he can remember posting. Enough roommates for now, it seems*